Funny rejection comebacks

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Toggle Menu. Go to BabaMail. Rejection Pick Up Lines. Man: Are those space pants. Woman: No! Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?

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Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck! Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants. There's already one asshole in there. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you are the one who can help me find someone like that. Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: What are you looking at? Woman: Somethin ugly! Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: I've lost my phone can I have yours? Woman: Sure, my is works better if you write it down. Man: The thought of your pussy makes me horny. Girl: Really? I don't think you've ever seen my cat. Man: Your face must turn a few he! Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice! Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing.

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I can't talk and laugh at the same time. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland! Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland! Man: Hello, I'm bisexual.

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I'd like to BUY you a drink, and then get sexual. Woman: Did I call ? Because that was way too much information! Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time.

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Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash. Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir? Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter. Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk. Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns. Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out? Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Already registered? Did you mean:. Not a member?. Personal Details.

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