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Your is not active. We have sent an to the address you provided with an activation link. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your. We mean weird as in somebody taking a stick of butter out of their pocket and eating it during the actual date.

Are you intrigued yet? Just remember to upvote your faves and share your own weird date stories in the comments. This post may include affiliate links. SumiiSmith16 Report. Speaking from experience, the strangest dates are almost always the very first time you go out with someone new. This also applies to starting at a new workplace or meeting friends of your friends—we all want to make the best possible impression, but we think the only way we can do this is by being fake.

But because you didn't tell anyone about this, not even the cops, he now has a nice collection of lampshades made from the girls who didn't escape. NBAjournalist Report. That's a really nice thing to do though, isn't it? I mean if his friend mentioned he also liked them.

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Nerd Fitness has some good advice when it comes to planning out your first date. You know, to reduce the awkwardness. It increases the chances of awkward silences way too much. Instead, going for a cup of coffee is way more fun. I'd be confessing that I don't like holding hands with people who don't use utensils. One other important thing is to. If you make plans to meet someone for a date, follow through. All too often we see guys and girls canceling plans at the last possible moment because of nerves, laziness, or both. Flaking out on plans any plans tells a lot about a person—not very pleasant things, mainly.

So keep your promises. GraceSutton16 Report. CleOptiRealist Report. AnnalieseMeyer Report. EelsofWood Report. Well I bet he has a few stories about dating someone who sat by the wrong person. KittieSunshine Report. JaydnNevada Report. MattGrippi Report. Calavera Report.

To be perfectly fair here A thought isn't a crime, but an action is. Can't go to any movie anymore without someone being on their phone the whole time or talking loudly. I don't bother wasting my money. Note: this post originally had 98 images. Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard. Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Not your original work? Add source. Error occurred when generating embed.

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Photo editor at Bored Panda. Mindaugas has worked as a freelance photographer mainly doing events, product photography and has a recurring passion for macro photography. My second best story is this one: I was set up with a guy and we met a local restaurant for dinner. When I pulled up, he looked over my car and asked me how much I paid for it. I told him that I got a good deal and laughed. So I gave him an "about this much" answer. And he told me that one of the first things I was going to do was return the car because I had no business driving a car that nice or that expensive unless I was a whore that wanted to attract to attention keep in mind, I drive a grey Chevy.

Not flashy, not extravagant. Then he told me all of the other ways that I would be submitting to him including calling in sick from my job when he needed me with him. He followed me outside, red-faced and screaming at me to get back in there. I got in my fancy car and drove off. She dolled heself up to the n-th degree, makeup, smokey eyes, lipstick, the works and I turn up on my motorbike.

Half an hour later she takes of the helmet and looks like that scene in Conan where they have the face paint on. I also accidently forgot my wallet and she had to pay for the fuel. We got married a year later. This happened many years ago.

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Knew a guy in school, he called me up and asked if I wanted to go to a party. He picked me up and as we walked in his back door, he tried to usher me into his bedroom for the "party". I made a beeline into the living room and saw one person there. His roommate was sitting on the couch in a beat up poncho, drinking coffee. I sat and talked to him for 6 hrs. The coffee drinking roommate and I have been married for almost 40 years now.

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